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Dumb Bank, Smart Blond joke:

A blond walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to $350,000 Bentley. After verifying ownership of the car, the bank gives her the $5,000 loan.

The bankers enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $350,000 Bentley as collateral against a $5,000 loan, and one of the banker s then proceeds to drive the Bentley into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $19.50. The banker says,

We are very happy to have your business, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a billionaire. So why did you bother to lose your Bentley for three weeks and to borrow $5,000?

The blonde replies, Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for only $19.50 and expect it to be there when I return?


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