tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42145155923523001462024-03-07T07:57:00.882-08:00Listitude Spoilers NewsLoving Listitude.com and SpoilersNews.com with a Jokes & Humor twistUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-29230848100092445672010-05-15T09:25:00.000-07:002010-05-22T18:11:05.995-07:00Halloween Jokes IIHalloween Jokes IIThinking of the season, here's some more Halloween Jokes. Before we know it, Halloween will be around the corner, it is time for the annual Just Jokes and Humor Blog Halloween Jokes and humor update. You can find more Halloween Jokes by following the link. Here are some pumpkin jokes, ghost jokes, ghoul jokes, witch jokes, skeleton jokes and Dracula jokes to lighten up the Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-34709250282234951962010-05-10T20:57:00.000-07:002010-05-22T18:08:22.917-07:00Y2k JokesTurn the clock back and let's party like it's 1999. An old Y2K Joke:Dear Boss: Mi hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, that Y to K dates problem doesn't make any sense at all to me.Well by now I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved months: Januark, Februark, MakUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-30526638285526606522009-11-12T07:10:00.000-08:002010-09-10T22:02:45.144-07:00Christmas JokesSnow is falling (rain in California!), children are playing, bells are ringing ... and I'm collecting entertaining Christmas Jokes and Hanukkah Jokes from stupid to great, so if you have one to add send it to me, or put it in the comments and I'll add it to the list!Without further discussion let's start with the Christmas Jokes...'Tis the season...Q-How long should a reindeer's legs be?A-Just Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-66346695982483290682008-11-08T20:55:00.000-08:002008-11-11T16:13:14.798-08:00Thanksgiving JokesThanksgiving Jokes Turkeys Allowed!Turkey warning ... Turkey jokes ahead in the annual Thanksgiving jokes of the Just Jokes and Humor blog. We love Thanksgiving ... good food, turkey, stuffing and now a little spice to liven up the feast. If you have anymore Thanksgiving jokes or turkey jokes to add, send them to us or add to the comments.Why did the turkey cross the road?It was the chicken's Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-47651773627737932002008-11-05T10:46:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:24:11.153-08:00Obama JokesQ: What is greatest Obama Jokes irony of Election 2008? A: Find out below ... At the Just Jokes and Humor blog we subscribe to equal humor for political jokes. We've had Republican jokes ... now for some Democrat jokes. Don't worry, the political humor pendulum will swing back Republican for sure, and Democrat too.Bust a moveOk, laying aside politics ... we love Barack Obama, the Senator Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-67338244607379618412008-01-24T10:47:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:24:11.445-08:00Hillary Clinton JokesHillary JokesHillary Clinton Jokes - Read from Right to LeftnotFollowing on the equal humor tradition of the Just Jokes and Humor blog we’ve had Obama Jokes, and now for some Hillary Jokes … that’s Hillary Clinton Jokes for the uninitiated! The first question is obvious … Hillary Jokes? What in the world are Hillary jokes? After all, Hillary Clinton is said to have had her funny bone removedUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-41191365532726103882007-10-05T16:16:00.000-07:002008-11-11T00:29:12.255-08:00Halloween JokesHalloween Jokes! - The ghost, the witch and the watchmaker.What's scary about a watchmaker? Nothing ... dah dumm ... dumm ... dummThe air is getting chillier, the pumpkins are appearing, Halloween ghosts and goblins are coming out from hiding in the garage … and I’m collecting Halloween Jokes from the short jokes to the stupid jokes to the great Halloween jokes. In honor of the boooooooootiful Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-15215583416362148622007-05-12T17:29:00.000-07:002007-05-12T18:03:23.714-07:00Banana JokesAfter hearing a banana joke last week, I decided to post a few ...Q: Why was Anna not allowed to visit the King in his jungle kingdom?A: He had his guards ban-anna from the castle.Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?A: She wasn't peeling well.Knock knockWho's There?BananaBanana Who?When you are in a restaurant, always be polite, even if a banana is sitting next to you. Q: What is Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-31367407196095927212007-04-01T20:49:00.000-07:002007-04-20T15:13:59.211-07:00Doctor JokesHere are some doctor jokes and humor to lighten up the next visit to the Doctor's office or the hospital. Some dentist jokes, pharmacist jokes and psychology / psychiatrist jokes too. First some short doctor jokes, followed by a few longer ones.A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a turnip in his right ear."What's the matter with me?" Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-8574608130044185512007-04-01T20:27:00.000-07:002007-04-05T17:06:31.979-07:00More Retirement JokesContinuing with our Retirement Jokes and humor series, here are a few more retirement jokes or senior jokes. Click on the "labels" links at the end to find more Retirement Jokes ...It's not the age but the mileAGE that counts.You know that you are getting old when you remember when you had to get up to change the channel on the black and white TV. You know that you are getting old when you Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-5687445907255077082007-04-01T19:18:00.003-07:002007-04-01T20:53:42.081-07:00Birthday JokesOn your birthday every year, you get one year older. For some they stop at 29, others at 21. Here are some birthday jokes and humor to lighten up the special day. What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?Their birthdays all fall on holidays.Q - What type of cake is used for birthday cake in heaven?A - Angel food cake.Q - Did you hear about the Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-84415954860181372692007-03-23T20:04:00.000-07:002007-04-05T17:06:55.289-07:00Golf JokesQ: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: In case he got a hole in one.The problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.Q: How is golf like taxes?A: You drive hard to get to the green, and then you wind up in the hole.$$$Three seniors were out golfing. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one said."The sandUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-77174011371789996512007-03-11T07:24:00.000-07:002007-04-03T17:22:26.158-07:00Real Estate JokesQ: What is a maintenance-free house.... A: There hasn't been any maintenance in the last 10 years.The home buyer thinking of the real estate agent: I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a shark.Q: When is a one-story house a two-story house?A: You get one story before you buy and the second story after.This house is 5 minutes from shopping ... if you have an Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-31693143585616972672007-03-10T12:38:00.000-08:002007-04-05T17:07:25.341-07:00Basketball JokesQ: Why are basketball players messy eaters? A: They're always dribbling. Q: What's the difference between a basketball player and a dog? A: One drools, the other dribbles.Q: What did Bobby Knight say about coaching the 1980 U.S. Olympics basketball team against the team from China?A: "It was a lot of fun playing the Chinese, but an hour later, we wanted to play them again." Q: Why was Cinderella Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-71533539227661067852007-03-04T08:50:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:24:12.038-08:00Easter JokesIn the spirit of the Easter holiday season, here are a few Easter jokes honoring the Easter bunny and Easter Eggs, and the holiday...News and stories behind the humor in the Easter Jokes page at Humor-and-Jokes.comQ - How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?A - Hareobics!Q - Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?A - To prove she wasn't chicken!Q - Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?A - It Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-32563598090150548462007-03-02T08:31:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:24:12.421-08:00Funny BunnyFunny Pets: Funny Bunnies Funny Bunny Picture / Funny Rabbit Pet Pictures I have no idea what you are talking about, ... so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.Continuing with our series of funny pets, this was a funny bunny picture.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-37735687983742268162007-02-18T20:50:00.000-08:002007-04-01T19:28:39.941-07:00Bunny Rabbit VideosFunny Pet Videos: Bunny RabbitsFunny Bunny Videos / Funny Pet Rabbit VideosContinuing with our series of funny pet videos, here are a few funny bunny rabbit videos we found. Undoubtedly bunnies are full of cute, but mixing in some dry humor and you have ... well ... more cute. We have searched for videos of cute or hilarious rabbits in some funny situations and here are some of the best and funnyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-64997795712442952062007-02-05T07:24:00.000-08:002007-02-04T20:59:37.419-08:00Funny Dog VideosFunny Pet Videos: Dogs Funny Dog VideosWhat funny pet videos series would be complete without a few funny dog videos. Here are a few funny dog videos we found. We have searched for videos of cute or hilarious dogs in some funny situations and here are three of the best and funny dog videos we found. If you have a funny or cute dog video, you can leave it in the comments and we'll consider it for Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-43085786236437717102007-02-02T07:22:00.000-08:002007-02-03T13:09:17.542-08:00Funny Cat VideosFunny Pet Videos: Cats Funny Cat VideosThis is part of our series on funny videos. Here are some funny cat videos. We have searched for videos of bizarre cats in some funny situations and here are two of the best and cutest funny cat videos we found.Funny Cats video:Funny cat food ad video featuring a bungee jumping mouse:Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-78880284926984686672007-01-26T23:15:00.000-08:002007-03-23T20:15:35.572-07:00Retirement JokesHere the Senility Prayer: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference***The company threw a retirement party for the boss. A farewell card was passed around and everyone wrote down their best wishes, from the bottom of their hearts. "Without you, the company will never be the same." When the Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-44906537987046701742007-01-25T13:00:00.000-08:002007-01-26T23:14:08.556-08:00More Rosie O'Donnell JokesSheesh just when we thought we got rid of her, she's baaaaaaaaaack. We're all so surprised ... not. Well now after getting her sour PR stunts shoved back by Trump, now Rosie went looking for a softer target - Paula Abdul and American Idol. Now we're not great AI fans, but hey, Rosie gave us fodder for more bad Rosie jokes. More Rosie jokes in our earlier post.Hey Paula Abdul, what do you think ofUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-10924366203490462222007-01-15T08:27:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:24:12.678-08:00Valentine's Jokes and HumorBefore we know it Valentine's Day will be here again on February 14. In honor of Valentine's day here are some Valentine jokes and other jokes about relationships, not just for Valentine's Day.xoxoxoxoxoIt is amazing how punctuation can change a meaning. Here is a phrase, and look how the meaning changes: "woman without her man is nothing"From one perspective: "Woman, without her man, is Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-77501208339580308312007-01-05T17:07:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:24:13.167-08:00Rabbit JokesAmazing but true.Q - What two animals eat their own poop?A - Come-on nobody does that.Q - Wrong. Rabbits and guinea pigs.Here is the serious science behind it:Out in the wild rabbits and guinea pigs (if there ever really were wild guinea pigs!) go hunting for grasses as their favorite foods. Ok, not really hunting, but can you imagine a rabbit with a gun? Hunting grass?But unlike big grazers likeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-12499846108677490732007-01-02T09:33:00.000-08:002007-01-02T22:17:42.569-08:00Knock-Knock JokesA quick one that my child tried on me this morning:Knock KnockWho's There?Hey HeyHey Hey Who?Hey Hey, what do you want to do today?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4214515592352300146.post-22648307401999892402006-12-28T18:02:00.000-08:002007-03-27T10:45:12.741-07:00Rosie JokesFor the holiday season it's Rosie O'Donnell v. Donald Trump. *Update* And for 2007!HEY everyone now knows that Rosie O'Donnell likes to promote herself by making biting jokes about others. In 2006 she tried racial Asian jokes, homophobia outing Clay Aiken, and Miss USA – Donald Trump.But one thing that's crystal clear to anyone bothering to listen to her: as they say on the elementary school Unknownnoreply@blogger.com