Q: What is a maintenance-free house.... A: There hasn't been any maintenance in the last 10 years. The home buyer thinking of the real estate agent: I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a shark. Q: When is a one-story house a two-story house? A: You get one story before you buy and the second story after. This house is 5 minutes from shopping ... if you have an airplane. News and stories behind the humor in the Real Estate Jokes page at Humor-and-Jokes.com The home buyer told the real estate agent that he lived in the same big house for the last 10 years. When the real estate agent checked his credit, she found out he still would be there today without the pardon from the Governor. Q: How close was the house for sale to water? A: In the basement. By the time you pay off a house in the suburbs, it isn't. Q: What is a house-warming party? A: The final call for those who haven't sent a wedding present. Your home feels like a castle... w...