Knock-Knock Jokes

Jokes, Satire and Humor

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get on the internet. Knock Knock Who's There Just Just who? Just Joking! What's in a pop tart three-pack? Lindsay, Britney and Paris. Tons more in a big humor site I like in Humor-and-Jokes.com , including college jokes! celebrities! Chuck Norris! funny jokes! parody! satire! nnnnnnnnnhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph.

Real Estate Jokes

Q: What is a maintenance-free house.... A: There hasn't been any maintenance in the last 10 years. The home buyer thinking of the real estate agent: I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a shark. Q: When is a one-story house a two-story house? A: You get one story before you buy and the second story after. This house is 5 minutes from shopping ... if you have an airplane. News and stories behind the humor in the Real Estate Jokes page at Humor-and-Jokes.com The home buyer told the real estate agent that he lived in the same big house for the last 10 years. When the real estate agent checked his credit, she found out he still would be there today without the pardon from the Governor. Q: How close was the house for sale to water? A: In the basement. By the time you pay off a house in the suburbs, it isn't. Q: What is a house-warming party? A: The final call for those who haven't sent a wedding present. Your home feels like a castle... w...

Clean Jokes

Clean jokes are the fashion these days. You can use them for any occasion - parties, dates, school, the office and holiday parties. Here are a few clean jokes that have lightened up my day: What's the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells the student to spit the gum out and the train says "chew chew"! What does a snail say when it goes for a ride on a turtles back?Wheeeeee! A snail goes to the bartender, and orders a beer. the bartender flicks him off of the bar. Three weeks later the snail comes back and says "what did you do that for?" Did you hear the joke about the change machine? Yeah, but I couldn't get any sense out of it. A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck on the spot. After negotiating back and forth they settled for 20 gold nuggets for the duck and its pot. Th...

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