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Easter Jokes

In the spirit of the Easter holiday season, here are a few Easter jokes honoring the Easter bunny and Easter Eggs, and the holiday... News and stories behind the humor in the Easter Jokes page at Humor-and-Jokes.com Q - How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? A - Hareobics! Q - Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? A - To prove she wasn't chicken! Q - Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? A - It was the chicken's day off. Q - Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? A - His powder puff is on the wrong end. Q - How can you find the Easter bunny? A - Eggs (x) marks the spot. Q - Why did the Easter egg hide behind the bush? A - He was a little chicken. Q - What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? A - It's been nice gnawing you. Knock-Knock Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny is eating my Easter candy! Q - What did the man say when he saw 10 Easter bunnies hopping down a hill? A - There go 10 Easter bunnies hopping down the hill... Q - And, th...

Bunny Rabbit Videos

Funny Pet Videos: Bunny Rabbits Funny Bunny Videos / Funny Pet Rabbit Videos Continuing with our series of funny pet videos, here are a few funny bunny rabbit videos we found. Undoubtedly bunnies are full of cute, but mixing in some dry humor and you have ... well ... more cute. We have searched for videos of cute or hilarious rabbits in some funny situations and here are some of the best and funny bunny rabbit videos we found. If you have a funny or cute bunny rabbit video, you can leave it in the comments and we'll consider it for the next funny pet videos post. Q - What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A - A receding hareline. Q - What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A - It's been nice gnawing you. Q - What party games do rabbits like? A - Musical Hares. A bunny letter opener. This rabbit is ready for an office job opening: Here is a cute funny bunny cleaning house: Cute reigns supreme as these three funny rabbits go after Honey Bunches of Oats hungry hippo style...

Rabbit Jokes

Amazing but true. Q - What two animals eat their own poop? A - Come-on nobody does that. Q - Wrong. Rabbits and guinea pigs. Here is the serious science behind it: Out in the wild rabbits and guinea pigs (if there ever really were wild guinea pigs!) go hunting for grasses as their favorite foods. Ok, not really hunting, but can you imagine a rabbit with a gun? Hunting grass? But unlike big grazers like cows these tiny critters cannot have 100 foot intestines. So what do you do if you can't really digest your favorite food? Well... you poop it out and eat it again, and voila, you've doubled the length of your digestive track. I bet you never thought you'd learn science in the Just Jokes and Humor blog! Ok, hold your nose and let's dig a little bit deeper. They don't eat any poop that comes in front of their cute noses. Instead they eat the "cecotropes" , which are special poop pellets high in vitamin B digestive bacteria.