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Golf Jokes

Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

The problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

Q: How is golf like taxes?
A: You drive hard to get to the green, and then you wind up in the hole.

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Three seniors were out golfing. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one said.
"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them" said the second senior.
After hearing enough from his buddies, the third senior said, "Just be thankful we're still on the right side of the grass!"

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Carl goes out golfing with his boss Lyle to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellently and at a fast pace, they are often held up by two women in front of them chatting and searching for hook shots execissively. Joe goes to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. But once he gets about half the way to them, he stops and hurries back to where his boss Lyle is waiting.

Lyle asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," said Carl. Lyle just shook his head and with his impatience growing started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around.

Carl asked "what's wrong?" Lyle replied, "It's a small, small world Carl, and you're fired."





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