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Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes
Turkeys Allowed!


Turkey warning ... Turkey jokes ahead in the annual Thanksgiving jokes of the Just Jokes and Humor blog. We love Thanksgiving ... good food, turkey, stuffing and now a little spice to liven up the feast. If you have anymore Thanksgiving jokes or turkey jokes to add, send them to us or add to the comments.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

The Thanksgiving turkey went to the psychiatrist, and said, Doc I need help, I can't stop acting like a turkey...
"I see," said the shrink. "How long have you had this problem?"
"Uh since my mommy laid an egg in 2007!"

Thanksgiving Jokes Page Turkey


What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Eight drumsticks for the Thanksgiving meal.

Some Knock Knock Thanksgiving jokes:

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down. It's time to eat!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother drumstick.


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Phillup.
Phillup who?
Phillup a plate and dig in!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we'll have Thanksgiving left-overs!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Norma-Lee.
Norma-Lee who?
Norma-Lee I don't eat this much!

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
He came with the drumsticks...

Dancing Thanksgiving Turkey


Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

A guy was picking through the frozen turkeys at the supermarket, but couldn't find one as big as his girlfriend wanted... so he found the manager and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?".
The manager answered, "Sorry, they're all dead."

Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes her blush ...

What do you call sad cranberries?
Blueberries ...

What is an annoying turkey joke on Thanksgiving?
A turkey jerky.

What is a Thanksgiving Turkey who thinks he knows everything?
A smirky turkey.

What did the mother turkey say when her daughter died her feathers pink?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy..

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims play for the Indians on Thanksgiving?
Plymouth Rock...

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their old age...

Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He got stuffed!

Can a turkey jump higher than the Sears Tower?
Yes - an office building can't jump ...

What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Tur-KEY

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waddle
Waddle who?
Waddle you do if I don't answer the door?


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