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Halloween Jokes II

Halloween Jokes II


Thinking of the season, here's some more Halloween Jokes. Before we know it, Halloween will be around the corner, it is time for the annual Just Jokes and Humor Blog Halloween Jokes and humor update. You can find more Halloween Jokes by following the link. Here are some pumpkin jokes, ghost jokes, ghoul jokes, witch jokes, skeleton jokes and Dracula jokes to lighten up the season...

What do birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet.

Why were there no leftovers after the monster party?
Because everyone was goblin!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.


What is the first thing ghosts do when they get in the car?
Boo-kle their sheet belts.

What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
Home moaner's insurance.

What was the favorite game at the ghost's birthday party?
Hide and shriek!

What do ghosts serve for desert?
Ice Scream

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing.

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords are not long enough.

How does a witch tell the time?
She looks at her witch watch.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.

What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
Bone appetite!

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.

Why do mummies make good workers?
They get wrapped up in their work.


What do you call a skeleton who will not do any work?
Lazy bones.

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