Skip to main content

Soap Opera Spoilers


General Hospital Spoilers

Young and the Restless Spoilers - Y&R

Days Of Our Lives Spoilers

Real Estate Jokes

Q: What is a maintenance-free house....
A: There hasn't been any maintenance in the last 10 years.

The home buyer thinking of the real estate agent: I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a shark.

Q: When is a one-story house a two-story house?
A: You get one story before you buy and the second story after.

This house is 5 minutes from shopping ... if you have an airplane.

News and stories behind the humor in the Real Estate Jokes page at Humor-and-Jokes.com

The home buyer told the real estate agent that he lived in the same big house for the last 10 years. When the real estate agent checked his credit, she found out he still would be there today without the pardon from the Governor.

Q: How close was the house for sale to water?
A: In the basement.

By the time you pay off a house in the suburbs, it isn't.

Q: What is a house-warming party?
A: The final call for those who haven't sent a wedding present.

Your home feels like a castle... when you pay the taxes.

Q: How long is a temporary mortgage?
A: Until the bank forecloses.

Charity is a thing that begins at home and usually stays there.

Here is an odd Real Estate listing: This house has a great location, but just one problem... The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids weren't.

Q: Why do you want front door leading right into the dining room instead of the foyer?
A: So my in-laws won't have to waste any time.

Realtor to First Time Homebuyer: First let's have a frank discussion about what you can afford ... then we'll all laugh hysterically and go on from there.

If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.

A large real estate lender called FIRST National Bank took out a billboard, giving the wrong message, "Loans make life easier, at FIRST."

What destroys people and leaves buildings intact, that isn't a neutron bomb. It's called a mortgage.

Q: Why was the 10,000 sq. ft. mansion listed for only $1000? It had a swimming pool, guest house and no discernible structural problems.
A: The seller was getting divorced and all her husband asked for was the proceeds from the sale.

Q: How do you become a homeowner?
A: Take out a first and second mortgage.




Digg!

Popular posts from this blog

Halloween Jokes II

Halloween Jokes II

Thinking of the season, here's some more Halloween Jokes. Before we know it, Halloween will be around the corner, it is time for the annual Just Jokes and Humor Blog Halloween Jokes and humor update. You can find more Halloween Jokes by following the link. Here are some pumpkin jokes, ghost jokes, ghoul jokes, witch jokes, skeleton jokes and Dracula jokes to lighten up the season...

What do birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet.

Why were there no leftovers after the monster party?
Because everyone was goblin!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.


What is the first thing ghosts do when they get in the car?
Boo-kle their sheet belts.

What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
Home moaner's insurance.

What was the favorite game at the ghost's birthday party?
Hide and shriek!

What do ghosts serve for desert?
Ice Scream

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing.

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords are not long enoug…

Birthday Jokes

On your birthday every year, you get one year older. For some they stop at 29, others at 21. Here are some birthday jokes and humor to lighten up the special day.


What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
Their birthdays all fall on holidays.

Q - What type of cake is used for birthday cake in heaven?
A - Angel food cake.

Q - Did you hear about the maple tree's birthday?
A - It was a sappy one!

News and stories behind the humor in the Birthday Jokes page at Humor-and-Jokes.com
You know you're growing old when by the time you've lit the last candle on the birthday cake, the first one has burned out.

Q - When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A - They both get sliced.

Q - What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for her birthday?
A - I don't know, but you better hope she likes it!

You know that you are getting old when you remember when the fire department comes to your birthday party in case the candles on the birthday cake g…