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Halloween Jokes II

Halloween Jokes II

Thinking of the season, here's some more Halloween Jokes. Before we know it, Halloween will be around the corner, it is time for the annual Just Jokes and Humor Blog Halloween Jokes and humor update. You can find more Halloween Jokes by following the link. Here are some pumpkin jokes, ghost jokes, ghoul jokes, witch jokes, skeleton jokes and Dracula jokes to lighten up the season...

What do birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet.

Why were there no leftovers after the monster party?
Because everyone was goblin!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.


What is the first thing ghosts do when they get in the car?
Boo-kle their sheet belts.

What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
Home moaner's insurance.

What was the favorite game at the ghost's birthday party?
Hide and shriek!

What do ghosts serve for desert?
Ice Scream

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing.

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords are not long enoug…

Y2k Jokes

Turn the clock back and let's party like it's 1999. An old Y2K Joke:

Dear Boss: Mi hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, that Y to K dates problem doesn't make any sense at all to me.

Well by now I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk.

In addition to that, I've changed the days of the week, so now they are ready for the year 2000 and will be: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak.

Is it enough, or should I change any other Y to K? I am a fan of the New York Yankees. Should I call them New Kork Kankees in order to be Y2K ready?