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Golf Jokes

Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

The problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

Q: How is golf like taxes?
A: You drive hard to get to the green, and then you wind up in the hole.

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Three seniors were out golfing. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one said.
"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them" said the second senior.
After hearing enough from his buddies, the third senior said, "Just be thankful we're still on the right side of the grass!"

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Carl goes out golfing with his boss Lyle to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellently and at a fast pace, they are often held up by two women in front of them chatting and searching for hook shots execissively. Joe goes to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. But once he gets about half the way to them, he stops and hurri…

Real Estate Jokes

Q: What is a maintenance-free house....
A: There hasn't been any maintenance in the last 10 years.

The home buyer thinking of the real estate agent: I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a shark.

Q: When is a one-story house a two-story house?
A: You get one story before you buy and the second story after.

This house is 5 minutes from shopping ... if you have an airplane.

News and stories behind the humor in the Real Estate Jokes page at Humor-and-Jokes.com
The home buyer told the real estate agent that he lived in the same big house for the last 10 years. When the real estate agent checked his credit, she found out he still would be there today without the pardon from the Governor.

Q: How close was the house for sale to water?
A: In the basement.

By the time you pay off a house in the suburbs, it isn't.

Q: What is a house-warming party?
A: The final call for those who haven't sent a wedding present.

Your home feels like a castle... when you pay …

Basketball Jokes

Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They're always dribbling.

Q: What's the difference between a basketball player and a dog?
A: One drools, the other dribbles.

Q: What did Bobby Knight say about coaching the 1980 U.S. Olympics basketball team against the team from China?
A: "It was a lot of fun playing the Chinese, but an hour later, we wanted to play them again."

Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: You get out of the way fast.

Q: Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball?
A: He already broke the bench.

Q. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A. He wanted to beat the crowd.

Q: How did the basketball court get wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it.

We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.

Q: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
A: Missile toe!

Q: Why can't y…

Easter Jokes

In the spirit of the Easter holiday season, here are a few Easter jokes honoring the Easter bunny and Easter Eggs, and the holiday...

News and stories behind the humor in the Easter Jokes page at Humor-and-Jokes.com
Q - How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A - Hareobics!

Q - Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
A - To prove she wasn't chicken!

Q - Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
A - It was the chicken's day off.

Q - Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A - His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Q - How can you find the Easter bunny?
A - Eggs (x) marks the spot.

Q - Why did the Easter egg hide behind the bush?
A - He was a little chicken.

Q - What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
A - It's been nice gnawing you.

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny is eating my Easter candy!

Q - What did the man say when he saw 10 Easter bunnies hopping down a hill?
A - There go 10 Easter bunnies hopping down the hill...
Q - And, then what did the man sa…

Funny Bunny

Funny Pets: Funny Bunnies Funny Bunny Picture / Funny Rabbit Pet Pictures


I have no idea what you are talking about, ... so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.



Continuing with our series of funny pets, this was a funny bunny picture.