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Basketball Jokes

Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They're always dribbling.

Q: What's the difference between a basketball player and a dog?
A: One drools, the other dribbles.

Q: What did Bobby Knight say about coaching the 1980 U.S. Olympics basketball team against the team from China?
A: "It was a lot of fun playing the Chinese, but an hour later, we wanted to play them again."

Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the team?
A: She ran away from the ball.

Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: You get out of the way fast.

Q: Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball?
A: He already broke the bench.

Q. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A. He wanted to beat the crowd.

Q: How did the basketball court get wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it.

We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.

Q: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
A: Missile toe!

Q: Why can't you play sports in the jungle?
A: Because of the cheetahs.

There was a Knicks fan with nosebleed seat in Madison Square Garden. Looking around, he spotted an empty seat court side. So, he made his way down to the empty seat.

When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it,

"Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big basketball fan."

"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"

"They're all at the funeral."



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