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Snow is falling (rain in California!), children are playing, bells are ringing ... and I'm collecting entertaining Christmas Jokes and Hanukkah Jokes from stupid to great, so if you have one to add send it to me, or put it in the comments and I'll add it to the list! Without further discussion let's start with the Christmas Jokes...'Tis the season... Q-How long should a reindeer's legs be? A-Just long enough to reach the ground. Knock knock. Who's there? Santa it's cold. Santa it's cold who? Santa said it's cold, can we take the sleigh out tomorrow instead? Knock knock. Who's there? Santa it's freezing. Santa it's freezing who? Santa, Rudolph wanated to tes tthe flagpole and it's freezing. Knock knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas! What happens if you eat x-mas decorations? You get tinsel-itis! Did you hear about Hanibal Lechter's Christmas party? It's a scream! Keep that reindeer out of the house, it'...

What are some New Year’s resolutions that won’t work? Lose 30 pounds Don’t watch TV Don’t surf the Internet at work Stay focused Jump off a cliff What are some New Year’s resolutions that will work? Gain 30 pounds Watch TV Surf the Internet at work Don’t stay focused Don't Jump off a cliff Will Rosie O'Donnell wish Donald Trump a happy new year? No, No, No, she doesn't like him... Will Donald Trump wish Rosie O'Donnell a happy new year? First, he'd never run into her; Second, if he did, sure he doesn't care. What did Santa do for New Years? Watch Football What did Rudolph do for New Years? Turn his nose red.