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Christmas Jokes

Snow is falling (rain in California!), children are playing, bells are ringing ... and I'm collecting entertaining Christmas Jokes and Hanukkah Jokes from stupid to great, so if you have one to add send it to me, or put it in the comments and I'll add it to the list!

Without further discussion let's start with the Christmas Jokes...'Tis the season...




Q-How long should a reindeer's legs be?
A-Just long enough to reach the ground.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Santa it's cold.
Santa it's cold who?
Santa said it's cold, can we take the sleigh out tomorrow instead?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Santa it's freezing.
Santa it's freezing who?
Santa, Rudolph wanated to tes tthe flagpole and it's freezing.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

What happens if you eat x-mas decorations?
You get tinsel-itis!

Did you hear about Hanibal Lechter's Christmas party?
It's a scream!

Keep that reindeer out of the house, it's full of fleas...
He Rudolph?
What?
You better stay out of the house .......... it's full of fleas.

And not a joke but from a friend, a holiday boutique at Christmas Ornaments .co

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