What are some New Year’s resolutions that won’t work?
- Lose 30 pounds
- Don’t watch TV
- Don’t surf the Internet at work
- Stay focused
- Jump off a cliff
What are some New Year’s resolutions that will work?
- Gain 30 pounds
- Watch TV
- Surf the Internet at work
- Don’t stay focused
- Don't Jump off a cliff
Will Rosie O'Donnell wish Donald Trump a happy new year?
No, No, No, she doesn't like him...
Will Donald Trump wish Rosie O'Donnell a happy new year?
First, he'd never run into her; Second, if he did, sure he doesn't care.
What did Santa do for New Years?
Watch Football
What did Rudolph do for New Years?
Turn his nose red.