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More Retirement Jokes

Continuing with our Retirement Jokes and humor series, here are a few more retirement jokes or senior jokes. Click on the "labels" links at the end to find more Retirement Jokes ...


It's not the age but the mileAGE that counts.

You know that you are getting old when you remember when you had to get up to change the channel on the black and white TV.

You know that you are getting old when you remember Coke came in a glass bottle.

You know that you are getting old when you remember when you wore your good clothes to travel by air.

You know that you are getting old when you remember when most of your sentences begin with, "When I was your age..."

You know that you are getting old when you often repeat things...You often repeat things... You often repeat things...

You know that you are getting old when you remember when getting a new bicycle meant you were rich.



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