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Banana Jokes

After hearing a banana joke last week, I decided to post a few ...

Q: Why was Anna not allowed to visit the King in his jungle kingdom?
A: He had his guards ban-anna from the castle.

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A: She wasn't peeling well.

Knock knock
Who's There?
Banana Who?
When you are in a restaurant, always be polite, even if a banana is sitting next to you.

Banana Jokes, Banana Humor, Knock-Knock Jokes

Q: What is green in the morning, yellow in the afternoon and brown in the evening?
A: A banana.

Q: What was the highlight of the banana gymnast's performance?
A: A banana split.

Q: What's the favorite toy of a baby Banana?
A: Mr. Banana Head.

Knock knock
Who's There?
Banana who?
Banana Pants.

1 comment:

adam said...

Q: Why should you never punch a banana?

A: Because its prone to bruising ;)


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