The Iraq Study Group is the commission made up of 5 donkeys and 5 elephants to figure out a way to victory in Iraq. Little known to the entire world, except an elite circle of Jokes-humor.blogspot.com bloggers is the most crucial interaction that happened in the men's room at the afternoon break of the first meeting of this esteemed commission. Co-Chairmen James Baker and Lee Hamilton were there, and were heard only here:
Baker: Hey Lee, why don't we just surrender in Iraq.
Hamilton: Huh?
Baker: Yeah it will make writing the report easier.
Hamilton: But the President said we have to write at least 300 pages or we don't get an "A".
Baker: Don't worry. I'm good at the spin. Just say we reached consensus over months of hard work.
To hammer the point home, Baker whipped out a knock-knock joke from his vast repertoire.
Baker: Knock-knock
Hamilton: Who's There.
Baker: Winged victory.
Hamilton: Uh winged victory who?
Baker: Who cares about victory, just call it consensus and they won't know the difference.
Baker: Hey Lee, why don't we just surrender in Iraq.
Hamilton: Huh?
Baker: Yeah it will make writing the report easier.
Hamilton: But the President said we have to write at least 300 pages or we don't get an "A".
Baker: Don't worry. I'm good at the spin. Just say we reached consensus over months of hard work.
To hammer the point home, Baker whipped out a knock-knock joke from his vast repertoire.
Baker: Knock-knock
Hamilton: Who's There.
Baker: Winged victory.
Hamilton: Uh winged victory who?
Baker: Who cares about victory, just call it consensus and they won't know the difference.