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Judith Regan Jokes

Here are a few Judith Regan jokes. Also OJ jokes.

Judith Regan is the book publisher who set up the $3,000,000 deal for OJ to write his confession book.

Q - What does Judith Regan and her client OJ Simpson have in common?
A – They love to cut and slash.

News flash: Judith Regan claims she was stabbed in her back before being fired… Does she mean OJ or her boss?

Q - How does Judith Regan know she was stabbed in her back?
A- Takes one to know one.


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